Three Limericks for a Tuesday

Peruse This

There once was a man with the flu
Who decided to move to Peru
The plane wouldn’t take him
The boat closed its gate to ‘im
So he realized that Peru wouldn’t do

Sharing

There once was a man with the flu
Who gave it to all whom he knew
How, do you ask,
Could it come to this pass?
When all that he said was ah-choo!


Model Behavior

Rodney was a model man
He did his best to have a plan
One day he slipped
His tongue had tripped
And tipped him in the frying pan


Amy